importStylesheetURI('http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:The_Evil_IP_address/global.css&action=raw&ctype=text/css');...
mw.loader.load('https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:The_Evil_IP_address/global.js&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript');...