Citations:spank bank

English citations of spank bank

Noun: "(slang) a mental stock of images or fantasies brought to mind when masturbating"

• 2005, Jill L. Ferguson, Sometimes Art Can't Save You, In Your Face Ink LLC (2005), →ISBN, page 22:

  Now my mother just became part of his spank bank. Just what I needed. The only guy I was screwing and now when he was whacking off he'd be thinking about my mom. Ick!

• 2005, Maddox, The Alphabet of Manliness, Citadel Press Books (2005), →ISBN, page 184:

  Here are a few pointers and pitfalls that will aid every man in acquiring a substantial spank bank to withdraw funds from in the currency of filth.

• 2006, Sarah Faith Alterman, Tales of a Class Clown, HarperCollins (2007), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  His favorite shoots are portfolio jobs for aspiring models. He likes to dress the oblivious gigglers in thongs and drape them over machinery for “artistic effect.” If you ask me, it's for his spank bank.

• 2007, Stephen L. Gibson, A Secret of the Universe: A Story of Love, Loss, and the Discovery of an Eternal Truth, Truth-Driven Strategies (2007), →ISBN, page 69:

  Like all boys, Ian subconsciously maintained a “spank bank,” as years later he would hear a comedian call it—a collection of women and classmates for whom his hormones raged as his late-night fantasies played out in his mind.

• 2007, Brandon Wilkinson, Memoirs of the Messed Up Minds, iUniverse (2007), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  but on the other hand it would've been nice to get a view of that outstanding cleavage again. It was a thing of beauty and had immediately qualified her for membership to my mental “spank bank.”

• 2009, Cheryl Dragon, Defying the Moon, Ellora's Cave (2009), →ISBN, page 37:

  He'd tried to forget it, that hard body and strong jaw were spank bank worthy.

• 2010, Guido DeErio, Fist Pump: An In-Your-Face Guide to Going Guido, Running Press (2010), →ISBN, pages 152-153:

  than by oozing attitude and sex appeal in a picture that some Internet creeper will end up depositing in his spank bank?

• 2010, Jill Kargman, Arm Candy, Dutton (2010), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  Throughout their anniversary dinner, Eden's eyes locked with Otto's as he exhaled smoke and narrowed his eyes, as if to Xerox her visage into the labyrinthine cortex of his brain. For spank bank or inspiration, he didn't know.

• 2012, Matt Barwick, Life in Limbo: My Battle with Depression, Infertility and Mental Illness, Big Sky Publishing (2012), →ISBN, unnumbered pages:

  I discarded the pornography, closed my eyes and called upon salacious images from my own personal spank bank, reminiscing over the many memorable intimate encounters with my voluptuous wife.

• 2012, Saranna DeWylde, How to Lose a Demon in 10 Days, Brava Books (2012), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  The Highwayman Fantasy had been in the spank bank forever. When she watched old episodes of Star Trek, she'd wished for the holodeck to be real so she could be held up and accosted by a handsome highwayman who was really a disinherited duke trying to right some horrible wrong,

• 2012, Lolita Lopez, "First Come, First Served", in Curvy Girls: Erotica for Women (ed. Rachel Kramer Bussel), Seal Press (2012), →ISBN, page 52:

  I often wondered how prominently I figured in his personal spank bank.

• 2012, Kate White, So Pretty It Hurts, Harper (2012), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  I would have been impressed except I kept remembering that hours earlier he'd suggested to Jessie that he wanted to add me to his personal spank bank.