Goon

Perhaps a shortened form of Irish McGoohan.^[1]

Goon (plural Goons)

1. A surname.

• According to the 2010 United States Census, Goon is the 29198^th most common surname in the United States, belonging to 811 individuals. Goon is most common among Asian/Pacific Islander (51.17%) and White (38.72%) individuals.

Goon (plural Goons)

1. Alternative letter-case form of goon (“a member of the comedy web site Something Awful”).
   • 2008, Jim Rossignol, “ Model Living”, in This Gaming Life: Travels in Three Cities, Ann Arbor, Mich.: The University of Michigan Press, →ISBN, page 177:

     The 90,000 registered forum users can pretty much depend on an instant Goon fraternity in almost whatever game they’re interested in. Thanks to a history of gaming exploits and the general scatologically angled humor of Something Awful, the Goons have a reputation as being a disruptive influence in many games.

   • 2008 January 18, Julian Dibbell, “Mutilated Furries, Flying Phalluses: Put the Blame on Griefers, the Sociopaths of the Virtual World”, in Steven Johnson, editor, The Best Technology Writing 2009, New Haven, Conn.: Yale University Press, published 2009, →ISBN, page 12:

     Not all the message boards celebrate the griefers in their midst: Kyanka finds griefing lame, as do many Goons and /b/tards. Nor do the griefers themselves all get along. Patriotic Nigras, /b/tards all, look on the somewhat better-behaved Goon community—in particular the W-Hats, a Second Life group open only to registered Something Awful members—as a bunch of uptight sellouts.

   • 2023, Andrew Peck, “Circulation”, in Digital Legend and Belief: The Slender Man, Folklore, and the Media, Madison, Wis.: The University of Wisconsin Press, →ISBN, page 74:

     Goons posted and discussed a growing assortment of Slender Man fan art, videos, and wiki entries they had found in other digital spaces. One Goon even claimed that someone in their offline life with no connection to Something Awful had—without prompting—told them all about the Slender Man.

• gono-, no go, no-go, nogo, noog, ongo

Goon f

1. (Uri) A wooden ladle for milk

• Abegg, Emil, (1911) Die Mundart von Urseren (Beiträge zur Schweizerdeutschen Grammatik. IV.) , Frauenfeld, Switzerland: Huber & Co., page 25.