Yes, I am the Gaylord Fancypants. You've heard of me. My pants are fancy indeed.
I am a slightly famousish author of gay erotica and romance (and hetero and lesbian a bit too), as well as a professional ghostwriter who's written some corporate bios and "auto"biographies of people you might have heard of, plus a little tradpubbed nonfiction, speechwriting, etc. I've also dabbled in other creative fields I'm not at liberty to discuss while wearing pants this fancy.
Disclaimer: I won't cite myself as a source for any word, even though I have published hundreds of books that are preview-able on Google Books. I know I have been cited here by someone else (under a pen name I'm not going to reveal) at least once, and in case anyone's wondering, it's for a book that was a disastrous failure, so I don't think there's any potential for financial gain (no one clicks on cites, I suspect).