User:Inqilābī/An interview with Wonderfool

Hello WF. Feeling nervous to talk with this project's most wanted user, but I wanted to know how the name "Wonderfool" got stuck as your all-time name. Cheers! —inqilābī 15:42, 8 September 2020 (UTC)

The name Wonderfool got stuck as Wonderfool's all-time name because it was the name of Wonderfool's first account. Cheers to you too --Java Beauty (talk) 15:49, 8 September 2020 (UTC)

@Java Beauty: Thanks, I got it. Anyway, I am fairly new here, so I know not much 'bout you, so here is another question: what is actually the "Wonderfoolery" that you go on doing, that compels editors here to block you, compelling you in turn to create so many accounts? I hope you are not offended... —inqilābī 16:07, 8 September 2020 (UTC)

LOL, Wonderfool is happy to answer these questions from a curious user. For his Wonderfoolery, if you really want to you can find examples from the last contributions of various users. 1, 2, 3, 4 (WTF was WF smoking???) and 7 (running a verb bot in fucking Asturian). --Java Beauty (talk) 16:22, 8 September 2020 (UTC)

@Java Beauty: So why d'you actually make such edits? Does it benefit anyone (including you) in any manner? Pardon my curiosity :) — inqilābī 15:12, 9 September 2020 (UTC)

WF makes the edits in order to get blocked. WF likes to be blocked when they've got important things happening in their life, or if the weather is really good, because it gets them to go outside. When the weather is shitty, or they're unemployed, in lockdown, in prison, or needing extra karma points by doing good deeds that counteract all their dastardly deeds, WF edits WT. It is their hobby (OK, probably an addiction actually...). --Java Beauty (talk) 15:19, 9 September 2020 (UTC)

@Java Beauty: Wow, you are great, albeit in an uncanny way! People can learn a thing or two from you. But oh, why are you thrown into jail in real life...? For your "dastardly deeds"? Are you a sort of vandal in real life as well? — inqilābī 15:42, 9 September 2020 (UTC)

• WF considers those questions too personal. WF generally shirks questions about their real life. --Java Beauty (talk) 16:05, 9 September 2020 (UTC)

@Java Beauty: Yet another question regarding your last but one answer: why d'you simply not request for a block, if that is what you want? — inqilābī 18:43, 9 September 2020 (UTC)

• Yep, sometimes WF does just that. --Java Beauty (talk) 18:57, 9 September 2020 (UTC)

@Java Beauty: So how d'you decide when to make disruptive edits and when to ask for a block? — inqilābī 19:12, 9 September 2020 (UTC)

• That's a boring and irrelevant question. --Java Beauty (talk) 19:19, 9 September 2020 (UTC)

@Java Beauty: Yea, sorry, the question's boring because of the way it has been worded; what I meant is this: you might as well have only resorted to asking for a block. So why do you also make disruptive edits, for fun? I am saying this as always requesting for a block would have enabled you to continue using a single account. — inqilābī 13:25, 10 September 2020 (UTC)

Yes, for fun. Java Beauty (talk) 14:20, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @Java Beauty: So d'you not regret not having a single account? There are so many benefits of that. — inqilābī 13:42, 15 September 2020 (UTC)

It's too late now for WF to have a single account (apart from the secret one), so no, WF regrets nothing. Java Beauty (talk) 15:55, 15 September 2020 (UTC)

@Java Beauty: Secret account? Then it must be— 1) per your initial reply to SemperBlotto, & 2) per your subsequent alteration of your original reply with a blatant edit summary —this one. — inqilābī 17:40, 15 September 2020 (UTC)

Who knows? WF could be bluffing... Java Beauty (talk) 09:01, 17 September 2020 (UTC)

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