cream in one's jeans

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cream in one's jeans (third-person singular simple present creams in one's jeans, present participle creaming in one's jeans, simple past and past participle creamed in one's jeans)

1. (idiomatic, vulgar, of a male) To ejaculate while wearing one's trousers; to experience an orgasm while clothed.
   • 1975, Robert Shea, Robert Anton Wilson, The illuminatus! Trilogy, published 1984, →ISBN, page 68:

     And you always cream in your jeans when your neck breaks. It has something to do with the pressure on the spinal cord being transmitted through the prostate.

2. (idiomatic, vulgar, occasionally of a female) To become wet with sexual arousal.
3. (idiomatic, vulgar, by extension) To be thoroughly excited or delighted.
   • 1951, Donald R. Morris, China Station, Farrar, Straus, and Young, page 52:

     First time I was in here I come in with a Chinese M.P. We busted right in, that M.P. creamed in his jeans when he sees this colonel.

   • 2001, Warren Adler, The Housewife Blues‎, →ISBN, page 101:

     Myrna was certain the woman would cream in her jeans at this opportunity to be a good neighbor.

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