procrasturbate

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English

Etymology

Blend of procrastinate +‎ masturbate

Pronunciation

Verb

procrasturbate (third-person singular simple present procrasturbates, present participle procrasturbating, simple past and past participle procrasturbated)

  1. (slang, intransitive) To procrastinate by masturbating.
    • 2010, Dan Abnett, Triumff: Her Majesty's Hero, Nottingham: Angry Robot, →ISBN, →OL, ch. 6:
      "Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff.
    • 2013 April 29, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (Television), Jon Stewart (actor):
      What's the problem, if you give Congress computers do they just spend all their time on porn sites procrasturbating?
    • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:procrasturbate.