With influence from the emoji substitute 🌽 for porn.

cornography (uncountable)

1. (Internet slang, euphemistic) Pornography.
   • 2023 September 2, @Rinnerott, X‎, archived from the original on 2024-07-01:

     Increased escapism and addiction(alcohol/drug/gambling/cornography/gaming)

   • 2024 April 1, Kevin Nokia, “Dopamine Detox: We Are Seeking Progress, Not Perfection”, in Medium‎, archived from the original on 2024-04-05:

     After I decided to stop for 30 days, I avoided all of my triggers, like Youtube, gaming, smoking, cornography, etc.

   • 2024 April 16, u/Ahmadbi, “Is earning money from VPN App Halal or Haram?”, in Reddit‎, archived from the original on 2024-05-25:

     But I'm worried because most of the people in the 3rd world countries use vpn just to access adult content or we can say just to watch cornography.

   • 2024 May 22, Isaac David, “Your S*xual Attraction has been Screwed up by the World”, in Daily Disciple‎, via YouTube:

     We need to detox our sexuality. We need to detox all these different inputs that we're getting from different places, whether that be movies, whether that's following people on Instagram, if you're watching cornography.

   • 2024 June 13, @The_GayRedneck, X‎, archived from the original on 2024-07-01:

     Is Elon trying to make TwiXter even more of a cornography platform? Because hiding likes is how you make TwiXter even more of a cornography platform.

From diphthongy +‎ -ness.

diphthonginess (uncountable)

1. The state of being diphthongy (rather than being monophthongal).

Clipping of fellowship +‎ -y (“diminutive suffix”).

felly (plural fellies)

1. (Christianity, informal) Fellowship.
   • 2010 December 9, Wells Tsai, “Post Finals Felly on Monday Dec 13th!”, in [email protected]‎ (Usenet):

     Post Finals/Autumn's End Felly

   • 2011 April 8, Henry Wen, “Sharing at fellies”, in [email protected]‎ (Usenet):

     Tomorrow we will print it and give a batch of posters to each felly so that ppl in the groups can put the posters in dorma and apartments.

   • 2014 October 18, Park Avenue Fellowship, Facebook‎, archived from the original on 2024-07-01:

     Hello felly friends (and all honorary felly fellows)!

   • 2023 August 25, Daniel Li, “SM Kick Off – September 9, 2023”, in Ottawa Chinese Alliance Church‎, archived from the original on 2024-07-01:

     OCAC SM will be kicking off the new school year with a 3-felly gathering filled with introductions to counsellors, student committees and events as well as new people coming into our fellowships.

From Hale + Keyser +‎ -ian.

Halekeyserian (not comparable)

1. Relating or according to the linguists Ken Hale and Samuel Jay Keyser.
   • 2010, Víctor Acedo Matellán, Argument structure and the syntax-morphology interface. A case study in Latin and other languages‎, University of Barcelona, page 83:

     Roots and DPs are merged into argumental positions, a circumstance derived from an abandonment of the l-/s-syntax distinction of the halekeyserian model.

   • 2021, Isabel Crespí, “Unexpected Passive Participles from Prepositional Verbs in Catalan”, in Kleanthes K. Grohmann, Akemi Matsuya, Eva-Maria Remberger, editors, Passives Cross-Linguistically: Theoretical and Experimental Approaches, Leiden: Brill, →DOI, →ISBN, page 175:

     Following the Halekeyserian concept of P-cognation, we name the preposition of these verbs a “cognate P”, because it has the same features as the preposition incorporated into the verb.

Built on snip.

snippy snip (plural snippy snips)

1. (humorous) A cut or incision.
   • 1999, Chuck Snyder, Barb Snyder, Incompatibility: Still Grounds for a Great Marriage, Sisters, Oregon: Multnomah Publishers, →ISBN, page 157:

     The problem with Barb's haircuts is her hair stylist cuts her hair with a microscope. He goes, "A snippy snip here, and a snippy snip there—that will be 30 dollars, please."

   1. (specifically) Circumcision.
      • 2006 June 23, Clarkey, “Circumcision?”, in Calgarypuck Forums‎:

        If I have a son he will be getting the snippy snip.

      • 2022 March 16, @spooky_toadman, Twitter‎:

        he really wants the snippy snip

   2. (specifically) Vasectomy.
      • 2003 January 31, Sharon B, “Martha's quest for male abandoners, was Re: Father abandons newborn; was Re: Abandonment or Death”, in soc.men‎ (Usenet):

        So then, women get to force you guys to have a vasectomy. Fair is fair, right? Legally *force* you to go in for a little snippy snip?

      • 2005 December 14, John van Gurp, “Vasectomy”, in hfx.general‎ (Usenet):

        Imagine having an unwanted baby while unemployed or stretched to the max with bills. That would suck big time.... far worse than having a small snippy snip.

      • 2010, Sharon S. Hart, Becoming Part of the Ribbon: My Personal Journey, Xlibris Corporation, →ISBN, page 33:

        Dr. Warren also suggested that if I'm not thinking of having anymore children, then Bill should go for the snippy snip.

      • 2018 May 2, David Schneiderman, Beast Mode‎, Act One:

        Coitus interruptus moments. Got me thinking I need a snippy snip. Vasectomy.

      • 2021 July 7, @thedestinyj, Twitter‎:

        Husband getting the snippy snip after 3.

   3. (specifically) Neutering.

      2006 September 2, Mary, “WOT: About Chomskey, and the Truth”, in rec.arts.mystery‎ (Usenet):

      Cheryl Perkins wrote:
      […]
      > I wouldn't say Mandy is ever likely to become pals with anyone who
      > can't open cat food containers, but she did eventually accept the
      > existence of the late Betsy, so there is still hope she'll accept Sam.
      > And Sam might become less likely to get on with the bopping and
      > wrestling as his testoterone levels continue to drop.
      >
      
      Oh? Is it nearly snippy-snip time?

U of T time

1. (university slang) A system in which an event (usually a class) begins ten minutes after the hour.
   • 2014, M.P. Fedunkiw, A Degree of Futility, Victoria, BC: Friesen Press, →ISBN, page 7:

     When the chairperson glanced at his watch, MacPhee joked, "Am I late? I thought it was nine o'clock on U of T time." Classes started at ten past the hour so MacPhee thought he was being witty.

   • 2023, Arun Jacob, Christine H. Tran, “How We Learned to Stop SWATing and Love the (Zoom-)Bomb: A (De)predatory History of Disrupting the Live Stream”, in Johanna Brewer, Bo Ruberg, Amanda L. L. Cullen, Christopher J. Persaud, editors, Real Life in Real Time: Live Streaming Culture, Cambridge, Massachusetts: The MIT Press, →ISBN, page 103:

     Our institution still operated under the colloquial “U of T” time, where events start late on purpose, to hold over from prepandemic days when the expanse of the school’s urban campus landscape rendered a walk from one class to another into a commute.