Wiktionary:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/First hundred

The bane of a Wiktionarian's existence. Also, a general-purpose repository for anything that doesn't meet Wiktionary's criteria for inclusion. See also Wiktionary:sysop-Deleted.

When a contributor of dubious repute tried to create an entry for pussyistic, I googled to see what would come up. Google, in its attempt to see if my request was an error, asked me if I meant pessimistic. Eclecticology

(Internet) In IRC, a ??? that is named and based upon digital distinction as opposed to analog distinction. it might be something in the name

Cheeseware. /n/ CHEEZ' waer. From the latin, cheezium discusticum. Software characterized by a generally low quality nature not unlike Velveeta or string cheese. Often presented as legitimate quality software or used as enticement as a fair exchange of your hard earned bucks. Example, "Don't bother with that disk, it's just cheeseware."

See this subpage, as it's a bit large.

The science or practice of discovering and studying animals outlined paradigmatically by street layouts as they appear on maps, especially with reference to physical evidence of the animals’ presence in the corresponding terrain.

See this website for more information :)

This is all completely wrong, kakkahätä mean need to go poop

flirting with a Scrabble opponent by writing flirtatious words on the board.

Rum and monkey - now vowel free

edit rm nd mnkey - nw vwl fr

edit sck m(y) dck

octopus like creature sitting in a shower with a blocked nose

A term used to describe a system of quarderay binary logic used in aspects of quantum computing. The system is based on the existance of four states 1, 0, not 1 and not 0. The system requires not 0 to be not equivalent to one and for not 1 not to be equivalent to 0, while not 0 and not 1 may or may not be equivalent.

This dodgy edit on Wiktionary reeks of User:Wonderfool

Imagine for a moment, that you REALLY are they sherrif of a shitpipe! Imagine! How fanciful! Would you have a deputy? Would you arrest those who enter?

The act of using rituals to appease nature.

In example,

I was so stitious that I will never walk underneath a ladder.

Contrary to popular belief, the word SUPERSTITIOUS is not analogous to the word stitious. SUPERstitious is equivalent to being EXCESSIVELY or OVERLY stitious.

(In some of his Discworld novels, Terry Pratchett has drawn a distinction between '''SUPER'''STITIONS -- things many people believe in that aren't true -- and '''SUB'''STITIONS, things most people *don't* believe in that *are* true. See, for example, . Where that would leave the base noun STITION and its related form STITIOUS -- surely an adjective, not a noun as suggested by this definition -- is another question. And maybe the answer can only be found in the interstices?)

A person who defines supreme confidence, nearly divine abilty, and a frequent disregard for authority. Very few badasses live in the current era, but are portrayed frequently in the media. The difference between the standard badass and a regular hero (or villain) (bad guys might, reasonably enough, actually have an easier time being badass): Take James Bond, for example. He is not a badass. He acts out of loyalty, he is not particularly capable, and he is just a bit too perfect to be a badass. Dirty Harry is a badass. He has absolutely no loyalty to anyone except his own version of justice. He kills anyone who even bends said rules, and does it without anything even resembling restraint. He is also completely devoid of fear. Villains can be badass, but it works differently for them. Take Darth Vader, for instance. He is not particularly badass, because he has this complex loyalty thing going on. However, Vicious from cowboy bebop is a badass, because he doesn't care if it's his own mother who's crossing him, he'll kill him/her anyway. Oddly enough, evil badasses often come off as strangely aristocratic, as their uncaring actions and dignified personalities combined with the standard perfect grooming and flowing garments of any good archvillain gives them a rather regal aura.

chinese or japanese or egyptian or alien or some asian writing

It's Telugu. I believe it means lungs. --Dijan 21:49, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

rambling

1. Walking outdoors over hills n stuff

rambling

1. Starting concisely and clear, then later losing consistence and ending up being just a whole lot of words shoved together to try to give something a bit of a definition, but ultimately ending up as a difficult-to-follow meaning, kinda like a transgressive stream-of-conciousness style. And normally "rambling" has connotations that mean you end up talking off-subject, and missing the whole point of what you originally came there for. You know what I mean? It's like waffling or gesticulating or whatever you wanna call it, and should definitely be clamped down on. Hmmm, ah yes, I'm meant to be writing a definition of rambling, aren't I...that's my job as lexicogrpaher innit. Nah, I think SB can write better definitions than me. I just ramble and piss him off when I define English words. Sorry SB, ;0.

Rambling is very bad for use in essays, and probably just as bad for writing concise dictionary definitions of words.

(1) An incorrect text message prediction (by some mobile phone T9 dictionaries) for "Woohoo!", an oft cried exultation by Homer Simpson, which has since passed into everyday language. The word is now used as a direct substitute for woohoo.

If so, then may I coin a word "Barehed", an incorrect txt message prediction for Cardiff, which I always encounter? --Dangherous 17:11, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

(2) An up-and-coming UK-based band, as yet unsigned. Imagine New Order, the Bravery and Oasis had a big fight on Embrace's keyboards while Muse and the Doves stood on the sidelines shouting "barney! barney!". They took their name from (1) above in April 2003 and regretted being the first to tell the world..

Noun

1. A driver of a moped who is on dope

this definition needs to be expanded. --Expurgator t(c) 18:29, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

1. To ascertain the true definition of the verb obfuscate, one must search deep into the pool of linguistic anomalies which we refer to colloquially as the English language (or alternatively just English, if we wish to be concise). This language, although used by millions of people, has no single definitive form (although traditionally, the original English spoken natively in the British Isles (otherwise known as Great Britain and The United Kingdom, although these terms technically refer to different entities) could be considered authoritative. However, there are many different dialects spoken throughout even these lands, leading to differing opinion as to the true definition and acceptable usage of any given word or phrase). This leads us to the conclusion that there actually is no definition of the verb obfuscate, and maybe the whole concept of language is inappropriate. Of course, given the evolution of language as it occurs currently, the word obfuscate will almost certainly cease to exist reasonably soon. Taking these rather important factors into consideration, one might observe that we could help advance the evolution of language now, by refusing to accept this word as part of the English language.

   It is possible that with some deliberation a panel of experts may concur that the above 'definition' is actually in itself a well-formed example of obfuscation.

1. Masculine form of hitherto, for use in talking about masculine subjects; something up to that time that was masculine (or more masculine than feminine).

1. My sibling is pregnant with a non-human primate

verb form

1. To be driven past late at night with Journey songs blasted from a car at you

I personally have not seen or heard use of "stollen" as an English word. I don't believe it deserves an entry under English. There are no /Citations supporting this listing. (If the English listing goes, then the German entry will need a defintion that is in real English.)--Richardb 13:28, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

It is on sale in every English supermarket every Christmas. The word is never enclosed in quotation marks and is now part of the English language. This is from the "Concise Oxford" - stollen /shtolln, stolln/ • noun a rich German fruit and nut loaf. — ORIGIN German. SemperBlotto 13:33, 29 May 2006 (UTC) I can back up what SemperBlotto is saying. No italics or capitalisation in sight when it's on sale in Sainsbury's - it's an English word now, much like panettone (yum!) — Paul G 06:21, 31 May 2006 (UTC) One question, is the "oll" pronounce as in "follow" or "swollen"? Shoof 23:25, 31 May 2006 (UTC) AFAIK, no -oll words from modern German are pronounced as "swollen", so assume as "pollen" (or "follow"). --Enginear 12:05, 2 June 2006 (UTC) Okay, so it's not pronounced like stolen then. Shoof 20:01, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

The entry was:

1. A traditional German cake eaten at Christmas time that is often stolen.

1. A platform where one can make their ironic statements, and in the mean time smoothe out any unwanted creases with any hot air they may be harboring

to have intercorse with an unshaven man and/or woman

1. Self Appointed Benevolent Dictator for Life (IRC handle of Mark Shuttleworth).

Atlantean, Continent commonly called The Continent of Atlantis (not to be confused with the Island remanent referred to in the writings of Plato) is mythically to have existed (due to present humanities lack of scientific proof) over some 400,000 years ago.

It covered the area from the north (U.K) down south (Southern Africa) and eastward (China/Japan).

It was the birth place of our present human-ness from the 'introduction' of a spark of OM (conscious soul) into the then evolved 'homo-sapien' that one can term 'human-animal'.

There were two groups at work therein, the Children of One God and the Sons of Belial. (see Wikipedia for more information)

Editor's note: This was deleted for lack of verifiable continent.

There are no human languages native to Antarctica.

Having failed RFV, this world may be safely deleted. -- Beobach972 00:12, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

(Misspelling of word; perhaps an example of Beobach972 spazzing out.)

1. (Video) The act of rewinding an image of a nude ass on a video.

1. A noun; A cupcakeosaur is a mix between a cupcake and a dinosaur. For instance, A T-Rex whose body is a cupcake.

I have deleted the page Kajdaujtkrjua;eua;ui;atkjknkhd (oohh, my first deletion of vandalism!). I trust that nobody wants to bring the page back, but since it was my first deletion...
The content was

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and the sole editor was 168.8.148.20. I also deleted the associated talk page, the content of which was

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— Beobach972 15:04, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

I don't know. I certainly didn't know that a;eygaytyaoh;laytpay;atpyqahayejl;t;ayrahjiryajhklarhtp ay before I read the entry. And the bit about like he she peoples peeples sharekaw......very insightful. And I have to imagine the etymology would be interesting as well, perhaps from Ancient Greek ἀσδφκῆφηκδύδησοτψ (asdphkêphēkdúdēsotps)? Atelaes 08:43, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've heard this word used. Im fact I think that's what I said last time I dropped a dictionary on my toe. Widsith 08:46, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

That would make it an interjection, but I still don't see a language statement. I think I would have just marked it {{notenglish}}. --EncycloPetey 15:28, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Delete as pointlessly biased against Dvorak keyboard layouts. --Connel MacKenzie 16:07, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Maybe the original writer was a brilliant student of semiotics, and an avid fan of Jorge Luis Borges's short piece "The Library of Babylon." In other words, you may have just deleted the only communicable form of the Truth about the universe. Damn.

From Trivia section: "It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life."

• Etymology

from the word "fellatio

• def.: what happens during oral sex. DCDuring 23:37, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

You have to see the edit for yourself.

• Algae have feelings too. Nadando 01:42, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

harose + -eth

haroseth

1. (archaic) third-person singular of harose

Amidst other archaic forms such as glorifieth and healeth.

Words invented by the deletionist Gavin Collins that mean "neologism."

1. A fish with boobs

1. A medical condition on the opposite end of the spectrum from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. A person with CCD exibits apathy in the face of chaos and disorder, physical or organizational. Upon entering the house or workspace of a CCD sufferer, one will notice papers, mail, clothing, and various objects laying around in a seemingly random array. Those with CCD often deny their chaos by explaining that they know where everything is - or that they have a special unseen organizational method. A person with CCD is also able to be in situations with no apparent leadership, or various parties vying for leadership with elevated noise and commotion levels without the inspiration to organize such chaos. Organized persons are cautioned to avoid helping CCD patients because they can't be helped.

A union between a shrubbery and anything else. This could include: another shrubbery, former shrubbery, an inanimate object, or an animate one. It may have been the goal of the quest of the Knights Who Say Ni.

1. A race between two people who go in drag

MILF

1. Mindless Idiot Looking up Filth

• "MILF" was once thought to be an acronym for something like "Mothers ...", but this has been shown to be false. (No citation other than appearance in "Urban Dictionary" is required for this assertion.)
• This is the most often "hit", i.e. searched-for term in the Wiktionary
• This indicates that the tendency of randy adolescents to look up prurient words in dictionaries has not changed in the last half-century.

• For the benefit of the above mentioned randy adolescents, please see penis, vagina, vulva, breast.
• For those who are more adventurous, see cunnilingus. If you can handle that, WTF are you doing here?

• IPA^(key): /rɪkaʊ/
• Rhymes: -aʊ

recow

1. (transitive) To regain possession of a cow.

   I was recowed after paying the ransom.

2. (transitive) To return a cow to its previous owner.

   I will recow you when we meet next week.

strix f, genitive strigis

1. channel, groove, vampire, screech owl

wallet (plural walleto)

1. Someone who does not speak Spanish and tries to say "wallet". The female noun would be "purseta".

1. (verb) To remove all the dogs from a certain area.

   The animal rescue services had to defidorate the area near florida before the hurricane struck.

• Index:Hebrew/a
• 22:02, 6 July 2009 Ruakh (Talk | contribs) deleted "Index:Hebrew/a" (Hebrew words do not start with the Latin letter "a")

Back in the old days, people were horribly afraid of beeing buried alive. Myths passed around about people who woke up in a cask six feet under. The killbill tricks wasnt know back then, so they attached a bell with the headstone, which was attacked to the finger of the newly burried corpse. If the bell rang, under false alarm, it was a so-called dead ringer.

An item of comfort that only exists in North America. Its origins can be traced back to Connecticut in the early 1980's. As there are only two in number, the wooby is quite rare. They are usually found buried deep within some type of outer shell; potentially a pillow case.

On the rare occasion when the wooby is without its protective outer layer, it is usually placed out of harm's (and filth's) way. This may occur weekly as there is a need to wash the spicyness from the protective covering in order for the wooby and its shell to become fresh and clean and huggable once again.

Woobies do not age much and remain very much in the same condition as when they were first discovered.

If you are ever to encounter the elusive wooby, please seek out its owner immediately as the separation of owner and wooby would create severe heartbreak and emotional distress. (by User:Scott mulqueen)

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a road of magical silk which flys through the desert and constantly keeps you nice and coool despite the desert heat

See this edit.

sport is a way for others to be out of there comfort zone another way to express youself.Its a gift to have the ability to play a sport. Every sport has its own beauty to it. For example basketball is a work of art when your whole team woprks in one or uniouson its the prettiest thing i have ever seen.

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Rectal examination:

from the greek words 'rectumus examinationus' meaning to be entered in the rear for medical purposes.

plural: Rectal Examinations.

past tense: I had a rectal examination.

A bull that is sitting.

Talk about SoP ............ L☺g☺maniac chat? 01:21, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

A cute fall is a flat domino that unaware of its colors. It especially loves pink knights and another teddy eye because siphoning has no heralds and stabs an elephant with a nostril.

A PERSON WHO LIVED IN THE VIRGINIA COLONY IN THE 1700's AND ATE MY CHEESE (diff)

This is a version of a word in which you came from. It's spelling is phonetic for the pronunciation of all individuals who did not learn how to say CONFISCATE. Most of these individuals were born and bred in UT where the only focus is the expansion of a certain cult like religious belief of which will not be named since we don't like Joseph Smith here. The curator of this work goes by the name of Stephanie. Further research into this name leads me to believe that in the ancient language of the JSC , the name seems to mean "One who doesn't pronounce words". This research has been of great value since I now live with this "Stephanie" creature and am forever finding myself reeling in my chair, and racking my brain to make sense of the blabberous sentences that seem to come spouting from her mouth. It is just too unfortunate that all of you that agree, that she means the world to me and this was all a hoax to you. I support all of her beliefs even though I like to "poke fun" at them on a regular basis. Love to Mumsy...Can we get a He...He... maybe?

content: Radioactive ravioli from poland.

I gotta fart.
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content: recently scientists have proved platypuses are one of few mammals without brains

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(Tell-a-Pa-the'-tik) : First used on kittens for comical violence, to get them to use their litter box :) After very observantly noticing the popularity of the name in its self... A band of 3 harmonica's and a steel guitar in a on-slaught of kittens...some believe to be a cult of getting kittens to take over the world... sending out "Telepathetic" vibes for kittens to take over the internet, computers, and oh heck ..... why not the world!!!! The band Telepathetic originally formed in the West side of Nigeria... a country-polka band!!!!! It has also become a popular haircut in Harlem among old chinese black men :D

It is also a new MicroHard Secret weapon to rival the I-Phone... features will be announced in the near future.

Example; The steel guitar is straight up "Telepathetic" yo!!!

see this diff

• Term used to describe a terrible "call of duty" player in an non vulgar manner.

M 'Gloves' Fun (full name: Maddock Jeremy Fun) was a 1920s gangster famed for his skill with the gloves. The phrase M 'Gloves' Fun is used to describe an individual who is particularly skilled with the glove.

Makemake +‎ -maker

Makemakemaker

1. (religion) in Easter Island, the deity-creator creator, who created Makemake
2. (religion, astronomy, equestrianism) the deity who is supposed to have created the celestial object Makemake

• Makemakemakermaker (the uber-deity who created Makemakemaker)
• Makemakemakermakermaker (the uber-uber-deity who created Makemakemakermaker)

this edit

"i need my answer this is wikipedia people depend on u for answers to question and know there is no answer so i am liveing this site"

The banana incident occurred on March 13, 2009 at Arlington High School. After school there was supposed to be a race between <censored>, <censored> and <censored> on who could run the North Hallway, a quarter mile, the fastest. <censored> was angered that he could not participate in the race so he set out to sabotage the trackway. He bought 12 deliciously ripe bananas and threw the peels by the art rooms. While the competitors passed the artwork, <censored> fatally stepped on one of the peels. As he fell <censored> and <censored> dodged the other peels. This is officially known around Dutchess County as the "banana incident". <censored> went on to win the race with a time of 63 seconds, as recorded by <censored>'s stop watch. <censored> still to this day holds the crown and remains to be beaten.

one day we will all be living on the moon and be forced to listen to Jimmy Buffet. Curse that day.

Bangin is the idea that a girl in your veiw is attractive and would be worth having sex with. usually ends in disappointment for most people.

1. even though: "I had a great time with my family, enspite of the fact that it was with family"

NOTE: I've never made an entry to Wiki before, and I am probably doing this wrong. I've been using this word for years, and yet it does not seem to exist... maybe it is "in spite"? But this would mean "with malice" which is not correct... Can Wiki have a word point to the correct spelling (EG: inspite)? Maybe I need to stop using the word(s).

this edit, roughly:

nonsense

Hyponyms

• continental philosophy

kimmunism (plural kimmunisms)

1. Kimmunism is the North Korean version or derivation of the 20th century socio-political system known as Communism. Kimmunism has been the only version of Communism that North Korea has ever known, having been effectively established by the Great Leader and Eternal President of North Korea, Kim Il-sung, in 1948. This system, unique to North Korea, has been continued by his son, Kim Jong Il, who became Dear Leader after taking power in 1994 after the death of Kim Il-sung. This system has been furthered with the promotion of Kim Jong Il's son, Kim Jong-un, to the level of a four star army general in 2010, making him the heir apparent to his father, Kim Il-sung.

None to date.

Used during social gatherings, meetings of people interested in global affairs, and other meetings recently held in Chicago, Illinois.

Lamenting that old entries languish on RFV for years and bloat the page, I looked back through the page's history to see what the biggest it had been was — 970,428 bytes at 09:07, 26 July 2010. The edit summary for that diff was inadvertently an apt explanation of why the page had become so big: "(→shit: kept)"

Dear Jimbo Wales, please consider using the following image for your next appeal, as it is more subtle and unobtrusive. Thanks!

A nerdfighter is a nerd who stands up for themself from bullies, cats and especially lamps.

Contraction of ‘student’ and ‘dying’.

studying

1. The action of a student dying.

amevium (plural ameviums)

1. Amevium is a disesase about trees. You take calcium pills to treat it. It happens in Oregon.

Alternative form of fugyō, deleted

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• 10:09, 10 July 2010 SemperBlotto (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "older woman" (Fatuous entry: (but true))

the cow was created in 1956

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Princess I'd like to Fuck. With the demise of the big D, it left a gaping hole in the Royal Wank department. The addition of Ms. Middleton re-ignites the fires in the loins of her future subjects.

pilf (plural pilfs)

1. PILF, an acronym for "Princess I'd Like to Fuck", is a common colloquial term generally regarded as vulgar when spelled out. It denotes a sexually attractive Female member of the Royal Family, (or male if read as PRINCE), generally between 30 and 50 years of age

See pickle, heckle. Assumed to be coined by Connor Pickle in the phrase, "pickel heckle".

1. To heckle one with a pickle.

While onstage, the stand-up was interrupted when the comedian was pickle heckled.

argg

1. The word argg is not really just a noun. Argg is a word that pirates use. It means hi,how are you doing,I have to go,and just about any English word or sentence.

• fifth wheel
  

Used by people who don't realize the term is "Third Wheel". Please educate them.

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battle of Zama

Haha mother fucking stupid asses there's no info here!!!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!! <(•.•<)

Delete or conceivably redirect damn your ass. Adequately covered by your ass. Er, so to speak. -- Visviva 13:52, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

a type of motorbike with an x stuck in it...

Rfv-sense 11. (Irish) to give a French kiss. -- Any takers? -- ALGRIF talk 13:33, 6 August 2010 (UTC)

Dunno, how good are you at kissing? Mglovesfun (talk) 08:48, 9 August 2010 (UTC)

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Fluffy Tacos are Weird.

They are fermented tacos from Uranus.

Fabulous.