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These are all extremely good ideas that Wiktionary should immediately implement so it can become more good.

A "meronym" is part of something larger. For example, "claw" is a meronym of "paw", and "paw" is a meronym of "dog". And since Wiktionary entries can list meronyms, it would seem the ====Meronyms==== section of every animal (for example) could have thousands of meronyms listed. The word for every body part. Every organ. Every muscle and bone. Every molecule and protein. Every chemical element. Every fundamental particle.

The entry for universe will in its Meronyms section pretty much have to include every word in Category:English nouns.

In colloquial English speech, we know that names are humorously used as verbs among friend groups. Thus, each name should also have a verb entry as so:

William (third-person singular simple present Williams, present participle Williaming, simple past and past participle Williamed)

1. (colloquial, humorous) To do things in the manner of someone named William.

   She burnt the pizza, really Williamed it.

   Be sure you bring enough money! Don't William us!

   Fishing while drunk, or Williaming as we call it.

We could have loads more pronunciation audios, in all the differents varieties of spoken language. For example, pronunciations spoken by toddlers, children, electrolarynx users; people with gay lisp, speech impediments; in different registers like sarcastically, angrily, while yawning, while crying, while singing; in rooms with different acoustic properties such as caves, in a noisy restaurant, in a bathroom while showering; through a cheap laptop microphone, spoken by Microsoft Sam, played back from a 1964 Mattel See 'n Say, etc.

Capitalization or lack thereof can double nearly every entry via 'misspelling of'-type entries. You'll find united kingdom, rebecca, tuesday, etc. are all attestable.

Almost every noun can also be an interjection, and as such should have a relevant POS entry like so:

rug

1. Attention call of a rug merchant.

   Rugs! Beautiful Persian rugs! Reasonably priced!"

A proposition to bring up in WT:VOTE - any definitions that are vulgar, obscene, sexual or otherwise Category:English swear words should be:

• blurred and require clicking an "I am over 18" button to view
• or preferably, be hidden behind a login wall (and upon account creation, also confirm that they are over 18, via age verification service)

Since -zilla is the English augmentative noun suffix, all noun headers should look something like this:

mom (diminutive mommy, augmentative momzilla)
dog (diminutive doggie, augmentative dogzilla)
cat (diminutive kitty, augmentative catzilla)

Wiktionary could help raise money for Wikimedia by including paid sponsorships in its usage examples, like so:

crab cake (plural crab cakes)

1. A type of fishcake popular in the United States composed of crab meat and bread crumbs.

   I got 50% off my first order of crab cakes from SeafoodShack.com by using coupon code "Wiktionary" at checkout.

Is the formal academic register really the best at explaining word meanings? What if we instead used the informal register?

car key

1. That little metal thing on your keychain that you put inside the hole by your steering wheel and then twist to make your car start.

Why not solve the sum-of-parts debacle by just allowing them as entries?

wet green leaf

1. (Sum of parts) A leaf which is green and wet.

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Here's some pro tips to boost your score:

• click every accelerated page creation greenlink you see to automatically make new entries for forms of words (+1 page creation)
• Vote on issues. (+1 social engagement, +1 edit count in Wiktionary namespace)
• Go to Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:wikipedia to see pages with a Wikipedia link, then add translations to said entry using titles of international Wikipedias' article names. (+1 edit count)
• Go to Category:English nouns, open hundreds of tabs, then add a pic to every page without a pic. (+1 edit count)
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• Unbelievable. Entries you can create are right here out in the open: Wiktionary:Requested_entries_(English), they didn't even try to hide it.

Thanks to Wiktionary, hip new youth slang is now easier than ever to keep up with no matter your age. After reading the categories below, even a 96-year old can join a teen social circle, speak their lingo, and be accepted as a fellow teen.

• Category:Hot words newer than a year
• Category:English internet slang
• Category:English neologisms
• Category:African-American Vernacular English
• Category:English slang

There is an obvious supercategory missing from Wiktionary: Category:Human language. And we could have even broader supercategories like Category:Mammalian language, and Category:Animal communication. Such categories would be useful in allowing us to expand into listing broader ways of communication like Category:Avian mating calls, Category:Arthropod pheromone signals, and Category:Extraterrestrial lemmas once we make contact.

Since parrots also speak, and this speech is attested in YouTube videos, we should add IPA phonetic transcriptions of parrot speech to the Pronunciation sections where available. The question worth asking is whether we need a new set of IPA symbols altogether, since parrots have no lips nor teeth yet can still make bilabial plosives and dental fricatives. I've petitioned the International Phonetic Association for an Psittacine Extension to the IPA, but they are yet to email me a reply. Until they do, we can go forward as so:

• (Psittacine) IPA^(key):

Since every word can be viewed off a reflected surface, it would be wise to cover such variants as well. You'll find they're all attested simply by viewing their original attestation in a mirror.

These entries would look like this:

ƨɔilduq

1. Mirrored form of publics.

ƨcoob

1. Vertically-reflected form of scoop.

dooɔs

1. Vertically-reflected and mirrored form of scoop.

The lack of mirrored character glyphs in Unicode presents a problem. We can start by making entries for all words that only use bd,cɔ,i,l,o,pq,sƨ,u,v,w,x. The rest can be added like so: Unsupported_titles/mirrored/`facetious`) with CSS to rotate them in the headword: facetious.

In the interest of neutrality, all existing entries should be templated as Template:unmirrored form of, unless they're already horizontally and vertically symmetrical, like oxo. Since all these additions can be done by bots, Wiktionary will be able to nearly quadruple its size within days and make it to the top of Wikipedia:List of dictionaries by number of words.

Since Wiktionary defines the names of the common batteries AA and AAA, we ought to continue this pattern by creating an entry for all the rest. Thanks to service manuals, attestability is guaranteed. Let's start: CR2025, LR44, CR-V3, A23, PP3, A27, CR2016 ...

After that, we can add the names of vacuum tubes, LM-series integrated circuits, integrated circuit packaging types, and so on.

It's not technically wrong to choose photos of amusingly outdated objects to illustrate definitions:

• 
  A mobile phone.
• 
  An electric car.
• 
  A laptop.
• 
  A video game console.
• 
  A motorcycle.
• 
  A television.

The images we put next to definitions ought to be more child-friendly. I suggest we choose images like these:

• 
  A terrapin.
• 
  A telluric planet.
• 
  An ursine.
• 
  An aster.
• 
  A neonate.
• 
  A chiropteran.

For pages of the names of nationalities, the chosen photo should represent the nationality in question in its most salient cultural imagery. Like so:

• 
  An Englishman.
• 
  An Australian.
• 
  A Frenchman.
• 
  A Russian.
• 
  An Irishman.
• 
  Two Italians.

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Whoa there, have you had anything to drink tonight?
Yes, we can tell. Signs of intoxicated Wiktionary editing include:

• Profanity-laden edit summaries and talk page comments out of character from ones usual self
• Editing at unusually late hours, especially on weekends
• Sudden interest in entries related to bodily functions, sex, and/or profanity
• Requiring 14 edits to fix ones own typos

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